Saturday, 18 October 2014

Of New York Comic Con 2014

 
 
This year marked the third time I have visited the great New York comic convention. As always it was well organised, easy to get around, and had a great roster of events (coincidently I spoke to several people who have done San Diego in the past, and stated they much prefer the New York con).

I had a great time, met some people I admire and grabbed a lot of swag (my wallet hurts). However, this time I have decided to write a summary of some of the news and announcements that broke at the con. It bulks out my blog and is good practice if I want to write more about this kind of stuff in the future.

So, in the name of amateur journalism, here is the scoop.


  • 2000ad Panel and Booth: Not much big news broke this year but it has been made clear that there is a lot of IDW stuff scheduled for future release. I also had a few words with the 2000ad staffers about the possibility of releasing the complete Friday era Rogue Trooper strips, since the first book, The War Machine, has just come out. They say there's no plans at the moment, but it's a possibility, and then I begged them. I have no shame. Also, I won a Judge Dredd badge from a Dredd off at the panel. I am the law.
  • Image Booth: For some reason the next volume of Mind the Gap isn't out until next year. Couldn't find out why though. Also, despite Nowhere Men volume 1 being a volume 1, there are no future releases of that title planned. Odd. At least we have Rat Queens next month though.



  • Ron Pearlman: Big Ron was there plugging his autobiography, Easy Street, which is a very personal work, and it was clear he put a lot of his heart into it. He talked at length about emotional struggles in his youth, working with Del Toro, The Name of the Rose, and Fallout. Looks like an interesting read, Ron asked that you pick it up retail full price so he gets more moolah out of it.
  • Dark Horse Comics: Dark Horse are planning an Aliens – Prometheus – Predator – AVP cross through series and by golly does it look fucking amazing. The creative team is pretty tight and want to emphasise a greater focus on horror than action. It certainly harkens back to Dark Horse's golden age of Alien comics. A particular highlight is the Predator series, following an Ahab like Predator in search of his white whale.



  • Star Wars Rebels - Episode 1 Screening: I've never really had a liking for the Star Wars animated series. Generally speaking the art style just rubs me up the wrong way and Rebels is no difference. That being said, it's a real thrill to see classic Stormtroopers and Tie Fighters in action again, and the villain, The Inquisitor, is spectacular. I'm not really warming to the main character though. The whole 'brash Jedi apprentice who needs to get over himself' is a story we've seen done to death over the years, and the rest of the main cast are far more interesting. We'll see how if pans out.
  • Constantine Pilot Screening: I was prepared to be disappointed but I can tell you now that I can't wait for this series in full. Matt Ryan absolutely nails is as John, and he really feels like the character has been lifted out of the comics. The show manages to incorporate the punky chaotic vibes of Hellblazer and it certainly gets off to a good start. It's far from perfect of course, and I was a tad annoyed that they've decided to make Chaz American in this adaptation, but overall the jobs a good un'. In the after show panel Goyer revealed that they'd be adapting several of the classic story arcs (Dangerous Habits, yessssss) as well as incorporating some of the supernatural stuff from the DCU proper, which should make for an interesting hybrid. I find Goyer can come across as a bit of a prick sometimes, but he certainly seems to understand what he needs to do here, so colour me optimistic.



  • Killing Floor 2 First Look – I never really played much of the original Killing Floor, it was an enjoyable but frustratingly amateurish romp through a bunch of maps. KF2 polishes the game up in places, and the Unreal engine has never looked so good. The new close combat system is really charming, little things like drawing your sword counting as an attack against enemies really help it stand out from the crowd. Beyond that, the team are adding more maps and more perks, so it looks as though there's not going to be too much change to the formula. Expect a business as usual wave shooter with some new toys to play through it with. Sometimes, that's all you need to do.

And that's about that. I may revisit some more areas in detail further down the line (particularly Constantine), but for now that's all the scoop I gathered in between buying t-shirts and prints. So, see you next year I guess?


Sunday, 28 September 2014

What's Happening

I've been a little quiet on my blog front as late but that's because I've just recently got back from a trip to the US. I've also been gearing up to a few things in the near future. Here's a run down.

  • New York Comic Con. Of course, I couldn't resist, most of my time has been dedicated to getting my Doctor Strange costume together. Hope to have a great time as usual, but nerves eh?
  • Worlds Biggest Liar 2014. I lost my title last year, so nows the time to retake it. The event seems to get bigger and bigger every year, so I don't know if everyone I know who wants to come will be able to fit in the venue this time.
  • The Arrest Us comp over at LitReactor hasen't called the winners yet. Feedback for my story was mixed, but valuble. I'm currently writing a full legnth Lisa Cummings novel, so hopefully things will move in the right direction.
  • I may be back on air soon at Hospital Radio Haven if we manage to get the recording suite working. Makeing the time to broadcast has been my biggest obstacle, so being able to put shows together on a Sunday, say, and broadcast at a later date may get me back on again.
  • I'm planning on putting my existing Modern Realms stories together as a sort of prototype for a self publishing project. Currently working on it as and when I have the time though, but may put more thought into it once NYCC is through.
  • More illustrated short stories to come!
Other than that you can find me on Tumlbr or Deviantart for my rants (former) and occasional doodles (latter).

Thanks for reading.

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Tales of the Modern Realms Anthology



Thought I'd finally bring all the stories together under one post, with a new omnibus style cover to wrap it all around. I'm still working on the possibility of self publishing, so this may serve as a bit of a prototype if you will.

The completed stories are, as follows:

Double Tap - A PercyEvangelyne Story: Spies, assassins, magic and betrayal.
A Stone's Throw Away - A Grantia Story: Ancient ruins, femme fatals, demons and sapphic romance.
Death and Politics - A Leo Wounded Bear Story: Bodyguards, spirits, billionaires and assassins.
Fragrant Afterburn - An Emilia Krekanyo Story: Perfume, poachers, poverty and dragons.
Hope Never Sleeps - A Quentin Wilde Story: Jazz music, magic, private eyes and blackmail.

I hope to explore more of the Modern Realms world soon, with updates including a map and more detailed information on the nations and factions that inhabit it.

As ever, any and all feedback is greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading.

Sunday, 8 June 2014

Jack Does Something. Pay Attention.

Hello all. Just making this quick post to let you know that I've submitted a short crime story for Litreactor's Arrest Us competition. If you're interested, head over here and take a look (and if possible vote favourably).

In the likely even that I don't win and get it published, you're probably going to see me illustrate it and post it here.

Thursday, 8 May 2014

Hope Never Sleeps - A Quentin Wilde Story

So here we are, my fifth and final (for now) short story set in the fictional world of the Modern Realms. We're back to a more noir feel again this time round. I hope you've enjoyed my efforts and if these stories generate further interest, I'm sure we'll be seeing more from these characters and this world very soon.

I feel the artwork is a little ropey on this one due to switching computers and the newer version of my software being laggy since the switch. Tried my best to keep it consistent.
As always, feedback and questions can be directed in the comment's below, or my tumblr or deviantart. All characters and world concepts are copyright Jack Harvey (I.E me). Most of all I hope you continue to enjoyed it all. 
                                                                

Modern Realms
Hope Never Sleeps
A Quentin Wilde Story
By Jack Harvey

Dawn had broken over Gulf City. Such was it's beauty that this very country had been christened after it, New Dawn. Quentin fastened his shirt and was beginning to wax his magnificent handlebar moustache.

“Why so early?” the young man in his bed had asked.

“Why not?” Quentin had responded cheerfully. “The day is so full of potential. Why waste it by lying around in bed?”

“Well, it's not wasted if your lying around in bed with someone.”

Quentin gave a brief laugh. Most of the men he'd known were only in it for the money. An opportunity for some 'old queer, show biz has been to pay for their food and drinks for the night, and all they had to do in return was make the old man feel like he was twenty-two again. Quentin had seen it so many times he had developed a sixth sense for them. He avoided it like the plague.

Not like this young man though, this Dean Hanson. He was genuinely star struck when his eyes first fell upon the Avalonian singer. The two had hit it off from the get go, Dean's intense knowledge of the music industry made for fascinating conversation, and he didn't bore Quentin with the usual questions fans had asked one million times before.

“Get up,” Quentin slapped Deans shoulder playfully. “Life isn't a fairy tale.”

“Awww.” Dean groaned. “Fine. I can use your shower right?”

“Well I'm hardly going to say no am I?” Quentin responded, picking up the newspaper that had been slipped under the door.

***

Room service had brought up breakfast. Quentin slipped the server a wad of notes as a 'tip'. He was a large Orc by the name of Grobnar, whom many would presume would be too dumb to conclude why Dean was even there, but Quentin had learned long ago never to underestimate Orcs, and if you showed them loyalty then they would reciprocate in kind.

It was over scrambled eggs that Dean surprised Quenin with a question.

“You ever been in love Quentin?

He paused for a moment. Cleared his throat.

“What makes you ask?”

“Just curious. It's hard finding someone when it comes to... people of our persuasion.”

“Once,” Quentin nodded. “A long time ago.”

“That was back in Avalon right? During your time in the national service?”

Quentin smiled evasively. “Close enough. What about you?”

“A guy back home in Mithrilham. We were at school together.”

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

“Then where is he now?”

Dean laughed. “What was I supposed to do? Shack up with him? He was dependant on taking over his dads repair shop, if he had found out... and me, I flunked every class in school, what was I supposed to offer him.”

“And so you came to Gulf City. To make your fortune I imagine. I've heard that before.”

“That wasn't it. I just... I knew Gulf City was somewhere where someone like me could just bleed into the background. There's a lot of big faces, someone like me won't draw attention to themselves.”

Quentin took a sip of tea. He nodded again. “I understand.”

They finished breakfast in silence and the two parted. Quentin knew better than to offer Dean money. It would dirty their relationship, make it feel wrong. Dean probably would have refused anyway. Quentin said he would call him and to leave any messages with Carol the hotel receptionist if he had to contact him urgently.

Alone now, Quentin went to his clothes drawer to pick out his tie for today. Maybe the red silk? No, the navy blue would be better, he was meeting the legendary Thomas Bygraves later, and Thomas always complained when Quentin dressed too colourful. Then again, he was in the mood for winding Thomas up.

Quenin heard something slip under his door. Strange, he thought, the papers had already been delivered. He walked over and noticed it was a large brown envelope.

Quenin opened it. When he saw what it contained he seethed with rage. He wanted to tear it up, to burn it all, but knew that wouldn't solve anything. The envelope contained a note, a time, a place of meeting. Thomas Bygraves would have to wait.

***

The diner was a scruffy little place on the outskirts of the city. It wasn't bad by any means but there was a reason Quentin never set foot in a place like this. He dressed down in a boring brown coat. His mysterious adversary had wanted to keep things low key, so the last thing he wanted was people hassling him for autographs.

Gaudy pop music played on the jukebox. Some bubblegum sweet nonsense by a singer barely old enough to string together a tune. That being said, Quentin knew that artists like he and Thomas' days were numbered. One could only be in the limelight for so long.

The young man was sitting in the booth at the end of the room. He dressed smart, but was an ill fit for his suit and tie. He had sickly yellowing skin, possibly earth born, or maybe he just had a bad complexion.



Quentin sat. He slapped down the heavy envelope.

“You found the place alright then? Don't expect a big shot like you would frequent a place like this.” He said with faux concern.

Quentin was about to get down to business, but they were suddenly interrupted by a hostess.

“Can I get you guys anything?”

“Coffee, black.” The man said.

“Tea please. Hot if you would.” Responded Quentin without looking at her. “Milk. One sugar.”

“Can I get you anything to eat? Pie maybe?”

“No thank you.” The two men said in unison.

“Oh-kay” Said the server, a little weirded out. “I'll be right back.”

There was silence for a moment. The man had a subtle but clearly vindictive grin on his face.

Quentin didn't wait for introductions. “Look, let's not beat around the bush here. You have pictures of me in a compromising position with a young man. To be frank I honestly don't care if you plaster my naked body all over the city, but this young man doesn't deserve to be dragged into it. For his sake, and his alone is my only reason to be here.”

“What makes you think he wasn't in on it?” The man asked. “What makes you think we hadn't set this whole thing up together?”

Quentin retrieved a cigarette and it's holder. He lit it, and balanced it between his lips casually. “I had considered that, but no. I've had enough men pretend in an attempt to get something out of me. I'd have seen it a mile away. Besides, if he was, you would have either told me, or not brought it up. Instead you posited that ridiculous question, which only goes to prove that he's not part of the equation.”

The man was clearly discomforted by Quentin's confidence. He had probably hoped that Quentin would come grovelling. A shamed beast. Instead he could tell he was just a beat away from losing his chance.

“Listen old man, you can pretend you don't care, but if this gets to the press then your career is over. You think your audience of screaming girls is gonna' stick around when they find out you're a fag?”

Quentin didn't say anything at first, instead breathing out a steady stream of smoke. “They call cigarettes fags back home you know?”

The man shook his head in confusion, failing to understand what Quentin was getting at.

The hostess brought over their drinks. Only Quentin gave her a thank you. He could tell she knew who he was, but she didn't say anything, likely in fear of the intense frustration that was radiating from the other man now.

“What is it you want?” Quentin simply asked.

“Five million.”

“I don't have five million.”

“Then find it.”

Quentin laughed. “What am I supposed to do? Rob a bank?”

“I don't know. Ask some of your showbiz friends, they can front it for you. I know you're pally with that Thomas Bygraves.”

Quentin laughed again. “He's practically bankrupt. I think you've chosen the wrong mark here my dear chap.”

“Look, I don't care what you do, or how you get it. You don't want these pictures leaked, you wouldn't have come here if you did. Maybe it doesn't matter to you if your fans find out what you really are but It'll be embarrassing all the same.”

“What I really am?” Quentin mirrored, his smile leaving his face “You have no idea what I am.”

“Just get the money,” the man stood. “Be here tomorrow, with at least half, preferably all.” He began to walk away, then paused saying “You can pick up the tab,” as if it was the cleverest thing in the world.

Quentin took out his wallet and dropped a few notes on the table as payment. He waited patiently for the man to disappear out of sight.

When he was sure the man had gone he stood and gazed out the window. An inconspicuous black car pulled into view, and the driver side window wound down. A sinister looking blue skinned lizard man in a fedora looked over at Quentin. He nodded, then wound up the window and drove off.

Quentin walked over to a payphone that was near the table and pushed in a few coins. He dialled the number of the hotel he was resident at.

“Carol. It's me. Just letting you know that Sidnar's going to be dropping by with some information for me. Have it ready when I get back from a few drinks with Thomas.”

“Sure thing Mr Wilde,” She said pleasantly. “Is it blackmail again?”

“It is. I don't know what it is about this time of year. Maybe they're all getting their tax returns in and finding out they had a bigger bill than usual.” He sighed.

“I'll have it all ready for you when you get here. Anything else?”

“Make sure my laundry is picked up from the dry cleaners.”

“I'll let Grobnar know. It'll be folded and in your room when you get back.”

“Thanks Carol. See you in a bit.”

“See you later Mr Wilde.”

Quentin put the phone down and made to leave. On his way out, the hostess that had been serving them smiled. He smiled back.

“You're him aren’t you?”

“I am,” he said. “Autograph?”

***

Quentin had returned to the hotel by late afternoon. He was a little light headed due to one too many cocktails with his old friend. In an optimistic mood, he approached Carol at reception. Good, he thought, her colleagues had all clocked off. They could speak in privacy.

“Afternoon Mr Wilde,” she said cordially.

“Carol,” Quentin nodded, “You have something for me?”

She ducked under the oversized desk. Half way down, Quentin stopped her.

“It's alright Carol, you might as well just tell me. I know you read through all of my messages.”

“Oh, Mr Wilde,” she said, panicked. “It's not like that I just...”

“It's alright,” he repeated and leaned forward to slip some notes into her blazer pocket. “I trust you. What is it that Sidnar found out?”

Carol looked around to make sure there were no eavesdroppers. She then leaned forward and lowered her voice. “His name is Michael Herbert. Lives out on the east side. Apparently he's no stranger to schemes like this. He regularly hits the strip to try and catch big names in compromising positions. He's made a little money off of it but never really had a big payday. Don't know what drew him to you Mr Wilde.”

“Could have just been instinct or luck I suppose. You have an address?”

She handed the message from Sidnar over. “Mr Tlaloc will be picking you up at Eleven Mr Wilde. Will that be sufficient?”

“Perfectly. I take it Sidnar is confident Mr Herbert will be home at the time?”

“That seems likely.”

“Good. My laundry is ready?”

“Waiting for you in your room.”

“Good,” Quentin leaned forwards and put a friendly hand on her shoulder. “Thanks Carol, I don't know what I'd do without you.”

“Thank you Mr Wilde.”

Quentin smiled and proceeded to walk to the elevators.

***

The robe waited for him in his room. It was folded amongst shirts and jumpers, and other formal wear. Inconspicuous. Nobody at the laundrette would give it a second thought. That was intentional. It was not in the robe's nature to draw attention to itself if it's owner didn't want it to.

Calmly, Quentin loosened his tie. Undone his shirt and dropped his trousers. He switched his underwear for a pair of longjohns. The robes were loose, could get doughty, and Gulf City was hardly warm this time of year.

There was magic in the fabric, that was the robe's secret. Once, long ago, the realms had wondered why Quentin's people were as powerful as they were. The secret was that a person could only hold so much sway over magic. The brain and the heart could only handle so much power. Fabric, however, could be weaved with power ten times that a man could handle. It was like a battery, in a way, charging up the user with the power of three thousand suns.

He slipped the robes on and felt that power. It was subtle, but noticeable. It was as if you had just been hit with ten espressos, or jumped into a pool of ice cold water. It was a wake up call.

Quentin looked at himself in the mirror, reminding himself that there was a reason he couldn't wear the robes in public any more. It was a shame.



Quietly, he chanted. “Invisibilium.”

He slipped out of the door, nary casting a shadow. Sidnar would know where to find him.

***

Sidnar's eyes lingered on Quentin a little while. He looked different when he wore the robes. There was a wrongness about him, but also a clarity. It was as if he had been painted by oils when all the realm was watercolour.

“Is he in?” Quentin asked from the passenger seat.

“He is,” the lizardman said in a gravelly voice, opening the car door and returning to the driver's seat. “Apartment 104.”

“Well then. I suppose I'd better get this over with.”

“Are you sure you don't want me to be there?” Sidnar asked, pulling out a snub-nosed revolver. “For backup.”

“Not necessary, as you well know.” Quentin opened the car door and made to exit. “I appreciate the sentiment, but the less you know, the less you have to worry about old friend.”

“As you wish.”

“I'm sure you need no reminding,” Quentin said, handing over a wad of notes wrapped in a brown paper bag. “This did not happen. I was not here.”

Sidnar nodded without comment and pocketed the payment.

Quentin turned towards the run down apartment block. It's faded lights glowed a bilious orange through it's dirty curtains. Apparently Michael Herbert had accrued numerous gambling debts and was looking for an easy way for some fast cash. He got greedy.

Quentin played back the day's events in his mind. He wondered, in actual fact, if it wasn't just pride that prevented him from paying up. After all, money had already changed hands between Grobnar, Carol and Sidnar. Was paying for their own silence really that much different? Would they show the same loyalty if he didn't have a penny to his name?

These were questions for another time, Quentin concluded. It wasn't just his own good name that was at stake here. In the cool twilight hours he glided across the street, his long robe dragging itself through cigarette butts and oil stains.

***

He slid through the door, ascended the stairs without making a sound, and quickly located Herbert's room. The door had dog claw scratches on it, and one of the numbers was snapped in half.

He was still tough for a man of his age. Quentin could have kicked down the door if he had wanted to, but he preferred the subtle approach. His hand hovered over the door handle and he whispered.

“Aperio.”

The lock clicked and he slid it open silently.

The room was still dimly illuminated. Old film posters peeled off the walls and a layer of dust gave the whole place the feeling of a crypt. The furniture was brown and stained with nicotine. Empty bottles of beer mingled with showbiz gossip magazines. Herbert liked to do his research in his off hours it would appear.

Herbert himself was passed out on a recliner. It was the cleanest piece of furniture in the room. Quentin had an unfortunate view of Herbert's yellowing teeth.

Time to end this. Quentin grabbed Herbert by the collar, shacking him awake. The young man was confused at first, but then his eyes widened when he recognised Quentin.

“Hello Michael,” Quentin smiled in mock sincerity.

Herbert wasn't given time to formulate a response. With superhuman strength Quentin picked him up and threw him across the room.



Herbert crashed face first into a mostly empty bookcase. His nose broke and his skin split. Blood gushed out of his battered face. That wasn't yet enough for Quenin though. He grabbed Herbert again and began punching him, using good old fashioned brawn this time.

Herbert pushed him away with surprising strength, and made to run across the room. Quentin threw forward an outstretched hand and three blades materialised and pinned Herbert to the wall. The young man was quick, and didn't panic. He ripped his shirt and trousers to free himself and ran for a nearby desk.

Quentin was readying another torrent of torments when he noticed Herbert pull out a gun. To his relief, the man didn't fire.

“Yeah,” the bloody Michael Herbert said, rising to his feet. “You don't like fucking guns do you? Fucking spell casters. Think you can beat the truth out of me? I ain't telling you where those pictures are. They're fucking going to the press after this bullshit.”

“My dear boy, I'm not worried about the pictures,” Quentin raised his hand defensively in an effort to placate Herbert's trigger finger. “This isn't an interrogation.”

He thrust one of his hands forwards and pain shot though Herbert's body. The man winced in agony. Quenin thrust his second hand forwards and Herbert's gun rusted and dissolved into dust.

He lunged at Herbert, punched him twice and then threw him into the nearby bathroom. Herbert fell to his feet, and Quenin grabbed the man's head and smacked it against the toilet. To add insult to injury, he shoved Herbert's head into the toilet bowl and flushed.

When Herbert had stopped struggling he let the man go. Calmly, Quentin rose to his feet and took out his cigarette holder, lighting a fresh one up. He took smooth slow breaths of it as Herbert gasped desperately for air.

“If you kill me you'll never find those pictures!” He shot, still full of rage and haterd.

Quentin smirked. “I don't need to find the pictures. Like I said, this wasn't an interrogation. It's not a silencing either. Giving you a good hiding was just for my own personal satisfaction.”

“Turn you on does it faggot?”

Quentin shook his head. As if everything he did somehow had to come back to sex. “My dear boy, what I get up to in the privacy of my own home is far from the greatest secret I hide. Funny that you should get so close to it and be denied so.” He contemplated giving Herbert another beating for his troubles, but that would have been a little excessive. Quentin pulled his now used cigarette out of it's holder and stubbed it out in the bathroom's sink. “Like I said. I don't need to find those pictures. I just need to make sure that everyone forgets they ever existed.”

“What the fuck does that mean?”

Quentin put his palm over the man's eyes, and chanted softly.“Oblivisci.”

Herbert was quiet for a while.

When he opened his eyes again he looked around at the chaos in the room. Confused, he looked up at Quentin. He didn't recognise the man.

“Hello my dear chap. Are you alight?”

Herbert still didn't say anything at first. He looked around again. “Where am I? Who are you?”

“You're home.” Quentin said in a comforting tone. He put a friendly hand on Herbert's arm “I'm just a concerned citizen who found you a little worse for wear after one too many drinks.”

“Fuck I feel terrible. Is this blood?”

“You got into a fight with a few vagrants. That's when I found you. I managed to warn them off and helped you get home. You made a bit of a mess as you can see.” Quentin waved an arm at the main room. “Brought you in here to clean yourself up and you passed out on the floor.”

“Fuck that must have been one hell of a night. Could you believe I can't remember a thing?”

“Believe me,” Quentin said, “from what I saw, you wouldn't want to remember it.”

***

Quentin had called for Dean two days later. It was the earliest he could permit a meeting as he and Thomas Bygraves had had business out of town to attend to. He asked that they meet in the hotel car park instead of the usual place. Dean sounded worried, but Quentin assured him it was nothing to be concerned about. Quentin waited for about half an hour for him to show.

“Dean,” Quentin nodded, forgoing the usual formalities. “I take it you have an inkling as to what this is about?”

“I do,” he said, a little upset. “This is is isn't it? The goodbye.”

“Dean,” He put his hand on the young man's shoulder as he had done to so many over the last few days. “I will always value the time we spent together, truly, but things like this were never meant to last forever. You told me you were in love once. I can't get in the way of that.”

“I told you that was never going to happen.”

“Maybe not but...” Quentin pulled out a brown paper bag, it was obvious what it contained.

“Oh no,” Dean shook his head sharply, offended. “You're not going to buy me off. No way.” He pushed away Quentin's arm.

“I'm not buying you off Dean. Call it a parting gift. Events in this world are moving faster than I anticipated. I'll be leaving Gulf City soon. You should too.”

“What am I supposed to do?”

“I don't know. Buy your friend's father’s garage. Be a silent partner. There's enough in here that you'd never have to worry about supporting yourselves.”

“People would figure something was up.”

“Maybe. But you won't have to hide forever Dean. The realms are changing, and they're changing quicker than some people realize. Soon a day will come where people like us won't have to hide at all.”

“How can you think that?” Dean asked, sceptical at Quentin's optimism.

“Because I'm old Dean. I've seen history unfold, and the one thing I’ve learned from watching is that hate is a finite resource. It can only burn for so long until it runs out of fuel, but more often than not the rain will just wash it all away.”

Dean couldn't quite understand the intricacies of what Quentin was getting at, but he could understand the importance of what he was saying. Dean begrudgingly accepted the money.

The hugged affectionately for the final time and didn't say a further word. As he left, Dean looked over his shoulder a few times, perhaps wondering if Quentin would change his mind.

Quentin didn't. Instead he unlocked the door to his roadster, and put the keys in the ignition, ready to drive off into what he hoped was the beginning of a new world.

                              
Copyright Jack Harvey 2014

Monday, 7 April 2014

Fragrant Afterburn - An Emilia Krekanyo Story

Here is my fourth story illustrated from The Modern Realms, and we finally get to the dragons.

As always, feedback and questions can be directed in the comment's below, or my tumblr or deviantart. All characters and world concepts are copyright Jack Harvey (I.E me). Most of all I hope you continue to enjoy my stuff. 
                                                                                


Modern Realms
Fragrant Afterburn
An Emilia Krekanyo Story
By Jack Harvey

Emilia always was nervous at this point. She'd been at the job for two weeks already but still got a case of the nerves when she knocked at the door. That moment between the knock and the opening. Once the door was open sure, she just had to rely on her script, sell the products. The worst that could happen was that they'd say no, and she'd move right along.

No, that wasn't quite true. The worst that could happen would be that most of them would say no. That she'd end the day with little to show and her daughters would have been deprived of her attention yet again. She hadn't wanted to work, but Jonathan, her husband, had insisted it was necessary. Wages were being cut at the factory, the old Ichabod Nickson was being edged out of the market by Masterforge Steel and Composites Limited, and it's bright young (for a dwarf) upstart Rune Masterfoge. “Never go into business against the dwarfs”, Jonathan had been gratefully advised by his boss. “And most definitely never go into business against a woman.”

So here she was, working door to door because her husband couldn't get the shifts. Letting her children be supervised by Suzi, her next door neighbor, who couldn't keep a cigarette out of her mouth for two minutes. Waiting nervously as if some terrible creature was dwelt in the breach. Scarred that it would open, even more scared that it would remain closed.

Finally the door did open, and a pleasant faced young woman greeted her.

“Hello,” she beamed expectantly, Seemingly more used to this than Emilia was.

“Good afternoon,” Emilia smiled back. “I'm here representing Axon cosmetics. I wonder if you would be interested in any of our make up, or maybe some of the fabulous perfumes we have on offer?”

***

The bullets spattered against against the rocky surface Emilia was using for cover. Gravel and dust blasted into her face. Dirt blackened her already dark skin. She closed her eyes tight, leaving herself open for ambush as she did. Mikkelson shouted something, and she opened her eyes again, lugging up the unfamiliar rifle. They'd switched from bolt action to automatic over two months ago, but she still couldn't get the feel of the weapon, and they were notably unreliable.

“Another five coming from the left!” Mikkelson shouted, sliding beside her. “Remember that we're not here to kill. We only need to buy time to let Winters finish the job.” When Mikkelson spoke to Emilia, he patronized her a little, talked down to her, because she was a woman. Well it wasn't just that, he treated Winters well enough, but that was because Winters kept her hair short, dressed like a tomboy, she was treated like one of the men. Emilia hadn't let go of her feminine side just yet.

The routine was supposed to be simple. Approach Vahandra, the great dragon, with care, and painlessly inject the creature with a non toxic solution. If poachers were to harvest the old one for it's blood, they wouldn't be able to hide. The solution contained an invisible die that would seep through the dragon's pores, that couldn't be washed off, and glowed when it came into contact with human flesh. It was an old DPS tactic, and had been used to prosecute over one hundred illegal poachers and hunters over the last two decades.

Yes, the Draconic Preservation Society. So proud they looked in their combat gear and white smocks emblazoned with the burning fist. Emilia hadn't been here long, but she struggled to remember what life was like before she had joined.

Yet there was no time for glory. Glory was for soldiers and politicians. The only reward a DPS member sought was seeing those majestic beasts take flight for one more day.


This time though, the poachers had second guessed them. Mikkelson didn't know who they were working for, but they'd grown tired of being hunted down and decided to take the fight to the DPS.

Emilia began to fire. She didn't want to kill anybody. She didn't join for that. The poachers had given her little choice, however, and she wasn't about to let them take down another one of the aeons aged beasts.



***

“As you can see. Axon caters for all the major brands from the continent, as well as having an Avalonian selection for the more budget focused individual.” Amilia prided herself on the phrasing of that last comment. It made it sound so much more sophisticated than referring to it as the cheap stuff made down the road. “And it's all at a lower price than your regular high street retailer.”

“Well that looks wonderful,” said the young woman, who had introduced herself as Mrs Rathbone. “I'm not sure though. My husband says that by buying direct from these companies, people will be putting the high street out of business.”

This was a tricky one. Mrs Rathbone was right of course, and Emilia knew all too well the first hand affects of economic competition. Yet she needed the money, she didn't have the time nor the circumstance to care about the bigger picture. So what if Axon put the high street stores out of business? Emilia only cared about keeping food on the table and the mortgage paid for one more month.

“Well they do say that, but you must consider your own finances first Mrs Rathbone. A lady has to keep herself beautiful for her husband, whilst keeping the family fed also. You wouldn't want to end up in a situation where you'd have to choose between one or the other would you?”

Calculations resolved themselves in Mrs Rathbone's brain for a moment. Emilia prayed silently that her bogus logic would sound like sense.

“Well in that case,” said Mrs Rathbone pulling out a pencil, despite the fact Emilia already had one ready. “I'll take the mascara and...

***

Emilia fired once, twice. No hits, but she was just trying to scare the poachers for now. They only needed to finish up with Vahandra, and the beast could defend itself. That was if it didn't turn on them too of course, Dragons could be notoriously adolescent in mood.

The poachers were slowing now. They mostly wielded crude shotguns and aged submachine guns, meaning that their accuracy was patchy at best. Dragon poachers tended to spend most of their budget on ordinance, heat seeking missiles and hydrolic harpoons. Emilia pressed her attack before they could formulate a response. She fired a third time, a forth.

*click*

The rifle jammed. She dropped it to her knee, smacked it about a couple of times and returned to fire.

*click*

She cursed under her breath. She missed her old Enfield. They were slower than the new automatics, antiquated, but they did the job. These new weapons had been forced on them by their superiors. Most likely as a symbolic gesture to the millionaire philanthropists. Visual proof that their donations were being put to good use. Alas, no good deed goes unpunished, the rifles were a liability at the best of times.

*click*

“Shit, fuck, bugger, tits!” Emilia reamed off. She pulled out the magazine and tapped it hard three times against her blue helmet. She shook it to make sure any dust or grime wasn't clogging the rounds and slammed it back into place. Relived, she began firing again, but most of the poachers were ignoring her and Mikkelson now. They must have realised that Winters was up to something, and charged deeper into the caverns up a mountain of rusted old coins that made up part of the Dragon's hoard.

***

Emilia had to stop herself sighing in frustration when the door opened. The homeowner was an elf. Not that Emilia had anything against elves mind you, but they were a tough sell when it came to cosmetics. Elves were naturally beautiful, even the men, and though they tended to be very vain, it was not through disguising their flaws.

Emilia ran through her script, and the woman nodded and paid great attention to what she was saying. She made a little small talk with Emilia. She had a friendly smile all the while, and asked a few question about the products that were on sale. For a second, Emilia genuinely thought that the elf would buy something, but in the end just accepted a brochure and said she'd think about it. Not a complete fail, she might decide to buy something later by direct sales, and Emilia would get a cut of the capital, but she was probably just being polite.

The next door was a scruffy, overweight man who Emilia had apparently awoken from slumber. He insisted that he worked the night shift and that he was not unemployed, despite the fact that Emilia did not ask. Never the less he was unmarried and unaccounted for, so there was little interest in Axon's products for him.

Approaching the next house on the street, Emilia noticed a ragged cat looking out the window at her. It might have been her imagination, or her own feelings of entrapment, but she could have sworn that the creature was silently begging for rescue. The windows were fogged up with grime, and the front garden a mess of mud and weeds.

She knocked at the door, and an older woman greeted her quickly. She had a cigarette in her mouth, immediately reminding Emilia of Suzi supervising her children right this moment. Maybe the woman wasn't as old as she thought, maybe her cavernous face was down to the ravages of nicotine and drink.



“Good afternoon, I'm here representing Axon cosmetics. I wonder if you would be interested in any of our make up, or maybe some of the fabulous perfumes we have on offer.” Blah blah blah Emilia thought, and no doubt the woman did too, as she ran through her script. The woman accepted the brochure, cigarette still in hand, ashes burning little specs into the pages.

“An' you use these products do you, duck?” the woman asked.

“I do.” Emilia nodded and smiled. “I can personally guarantee their quality.”

“Well that don't do a lotta' good for me do it? I'm not a Golden Lander.”

Emilia bit her tongue. She wanted to tell the lady about how she was a third generation Avalonian. That she'd never set foot on the southern continent. That wasn't quite what the lady was saying though was it? Emilia's skin was dark, and hers was pale. It was a reasonable enough question, but it caught her off guard. Emilia was smart though. Smart and quick.

“Actually our brochure has a skin tone chart at the back. Do you see.” The woman turned the pages over with her yellow stained fingers. “Each foundation has a rating, one though to twelve. Also, a D1 for those specifically tailored for dark elves.” The charts were never really as useful as Emilia made out, but felt there was no harm in exaggerating her own expertise.

“Fucking fruits.” The woman said, unprompted. “You don't want to be selling anything to their kind.”

Emilia glanced over at the cat at the window. Fear radiated from it's frayed hide. Emilia could stand cruelty between people, just, but she could never stand cruelty to animals. If it wasn't for the fact that she needed the money, she'd have grabbed the brochure out of the womans hand and left this instant.

“Put me down for some of that foundation, duck. The seventy five.”

***

It was the Orc that charged at her. Somehow it was always Orcs that found themselves associating with undesirables, but they were never the ones calling the shots. For some reason his comrades had left him with only a rusted old battle axe, or maybe he had chosen it himself. Either way, Emilia and Mikkelson marched carefully forward, metal crunching between their feet. Emilia made a mental note to maybe grab something pretty from the dragon's horde to give to her daughters next time she saw them. They both popped off rounds at the warrior as he got nearer.

“Don't restrain yourself,” Mikkelson said again in that same patronizing tone, “If you get the chance to put them down, do it. We're in a life or death situation here.”

Their enemy was armed only with an axe, and he was still about one twenty yards away. Emilia fired a few more rounds, one of which hit the Orc in the leg. Mikkelson took the opportunity to hit him with two in the chest and the Orc fell to the ground.

Emilia shook her head, just slightly.

“Hey,” Mikkelson put a hand on her shoulder, “Keep it together, we've got to stop them getting to Winters.”

Members of the DPS were not soldiers, they had no real rank or discipline. They were just a bunch of volunteers with some basic training and guns in their hands. In the end that was all they needed to be. The poachers they fought, mostly, were desperate poor men drawn to the hunting of dragons to make ends meet, or street level thugs trying to make names for themselves. The two sides were more similar than they liked to admit.

Mikkelson stepped over on of their own fallen brethren, a halfling named Goldie Jambottom, a farmer's son. He had taken a round through the cheek. Now he was with Saxon Bumblebee, god of the Halflings.

More gunshot sounds came from the caves above, as Emilia and Mikkelson struggled to run up the mound of coins. Once upon a time this would have been an adventurer's dream, now it was a conservationist's nightmare.

***

Emilia had been demoralized by the previous homeowner, despite the fact she had, in fact, secured a sale. She longed for the end of the road when she could call it a day, go home and see her children again.

She knocked on the door, and was a little taken aback to find that a short goblin creature, dressed in an apron, greeted her. For a moment she thought it was maybe some kind of servant, a cleaner maybe.

“Wot?” the creature said in a voice that sounded like an old crone. It's large eyes squinted past it's long arched nose. Her eyes, Emilia reminded herself. The goblin was a woman after all.

Emilia smiled and started her speech once again. It was unusual to find a goblin owning a home this side of the city, many lived in poverty, but then again, she reminded herself, it wasn't impossible to climb beyond that with the right state of mind.

“Make up?” the goblin said, a slight grin across her face. “You think that'd be a good idea.”

Emilia didn't know what to say. A goblin's face was about as far as conventionally attractive as one could get. Putting make up on would be like trying to stop a fire with a tablespoon of water. Then Emilia kicked herself, she was in no position to judge. The last thing she wanted was to be compared to the horrible woman next door.

“Our products are designed to appeal to a wide range of customers. I'm sure there's something we have that would catch you eye.”

A couple of goblin children ran into the hallway, they were nothing but bony legs and arms. “What's the human lady want mummy?” one said. “Chocolates, Chocolates,” chanted the other, pulling on the mothers apron.

“Bugger off you two, go back in the room,” she waved them off, “Go back to playing with your toys.”
“Lovely children,” Emilia said, half lying, “I have two just like them.”

“How much cheaper?” the goblin woman asked.

“I'm sorry?”

“How much cheaper is this stuff compared to the high street.” the woman pointed at the brochure?”

“Oh,” Emilia jumped, being brought back down, “Well if you order from me today, you can get as much as twenty five to thirty percent off retail price.”

She nodded, and thought about it. “Fuck it, put me down for a bottle of Flannel Number 5”

***

Emilia was short of breath. For a second she though Mikkelson was going to scold her for slowing down, but he was too. Reaching the top of the mound of coins, they were dismayed to see another one, just as high, reaching further into the caves. Winters was nowhere to be seen.

“Shit, Krekanyo, down.” Mikkelson shouted, as they noticed the other three poachers they were exchanging bullets with earlier. The two of them dived behind a wooden chest as bullets bounced off coins and old candlesticks.

Mikkelson popped up, fired. His gun jammed, but he tried again. Still nothing, the men were getting closer. Emilia reached over to help. “Here,” she said, reaching for the magazine, but Mikkelson, in his arrogance, pulled the trigger again. The rifle backfired, it's mechanism shattered and a fragment of metal flew past Emilia's cheek, slicing into her flesh. Mikkelson put his arm over his eyes, possibly blinded.

Emilia threw her rifle to the ground in frustration. Shouting in rage, she pulled two pistols out of her back holsters and turned towards the poachers. She got all the way up, making an easy target out of herself, but before the poachers could take advantage she blazed away with the pistols. Every shot rang true, and the attackers all dropped to the floor, scattering coins beneath their bodies. It was over sooner than they realised.

“Not bad,” Mikkelson coughed, “for a girl.”

Emilia smiled, thoughts longing for her husband, and helped Mikkelson to his feet.

“I can only hope Sarah managed to hold them off on her end.” Emilia whispered, mouth dry with dirt.

Prophetically, they heard a rapid crunching above them. “Heyyyy!!!” came a gravelly, but clearly femininity shout.

“Speak of the devils,” said Mikkelson.

“Get fucking moving, big red's all done and she's pissed as all hell.” Winters came sliding down the pile of coins at break neck speed, her shortish hair blown back straight. Emilia thought she should keep it that way.

The three of them ran and began to slide down the next slope of coins, as they heard an incandescent roar from behind them. Emilia looked back briefly, to see the majestic dragon spread it's wings and glide out of the cavern. Words could not describe the creatures, their wings shimmered purples and greens, their scales like chrome and oil.

Vahandra flew out of the cave, towards the encampment of poachers that had decided to stay back and defend their jeeps. They tried to ready their rocket launcher, but Goldie had already sabotaged it earlier. The dragon gasped, though it was more of a scream, readying to release it's fiery breath. She could bet they knew they were fucked. Moment's later, nothing remained but the fiery husk of the vehicles, and Vahandra flew off towards the horizon.



“Yes, yeah, boom, boom, fucking boom, boom, boom, boom.” Winters chanted as she and Mikkelson fist bumped. Emilia was in a daze though, on the way down she had snagged a small locket. She held it in her hand and examined it. The pictures inside were faded, but she felt it would be a nice trinket to put a photo of her daughters in. The wound in her cheek stung, and she leaned back and looked into the sky.

***

Another sale. Emilia couldn't complain. One more house and the day was done, she could count her gains and losses later. She knocked at the door and was greeted by a friendly looking older woman. She smiled.

“Good afternoon, I'm here representing Axon cosmetics. I wonder if you would be interested in any of our make up...”

Halfway through her speech, a group of five of six friendly looking dogs came running to their masters feet, yapping in greeting to Emilia. She couldn't help herself, and started laughing.
“Oh, I'm sorry. It's been such a long day. Your dogs are so adorable.”

The woman picked up two of them, a poodle and a whippet, “I love my babies,” she said. “I love all animals. I would have more if I could fit them in the house.”

“I adore them too,” Emilia said, “I can't stand cruelty. I couldn't believe what I saw in that woman's window up the street.”

“Mrs Chatnow is a savage,” the woman nodded in agreement. She took a better look at Emilia, “But oh, my dear, you look exhausted. Have you been on your feet all day?”

“Five hours,” Emilia said honestly.

“Oh do come in, take the weight off your feet, let me make you a cuppa,” the woman said, putting the dogs back down, they yapped happily in unison as Emilia didn't stand on ceremony.

“Emily is the name,”

“Emilia,”

“Oh our names are so similar, how about that?” Emily said as she shut the door behind her.

Emilia looked at a nearby table in the hallway. It was littered with framed pictures of dogs, along with a leaflet for some kind of animal charity or other. Emilia picked it up. Emily returned with a cup of tea.

“Sugar?”

“No thank you.”

Emily noticed that Emilia had picked up the leaflet. “My husband and I are active contributors to the fight against animal cruelty. You wouldn't even begin to imagine the things going on around the realms. Do you donate?”

“I've always wanted to,” Emilia said, “but I'd never really found time to think about it.”

“It is a rewarding use of ones life my dear.” She put her hand on Emilia's arm. “Come into the living room and I'll tell you all about it.”

                        
Copyright Jack Harvey 2014