"For crying out loud, it's just a TV show!" - William Shatner, Saturday Night Live, 1986.
Part One: Baggage.
Let me get this out of the way first; I started watching Doctor Who when I was 6 years old. It was the 1993 Planet of the Daleks broadcast specifically. Obviously I wouldn't be writing a thing like this if I didn't immediately fall in love with the show. I spent the next decade of my life experiencing the show in bits and pieces. A recording from UK Gold here, a boxed set rented from the library there. The show formed a core of my being, of that there is no doubt, even though in the grand scheme of things it was just a TV show.
The 1990s and 2000s were a long crawl for the show's cultural irrelevancy. Being into the Doctor Who was genuinely considered weird. "Cult." Conventions were humble and somewhat offbeat affairs. That being said, we were content in our irrelevancy. The wilderness years brought forth some of the best Doctor Who stories we as fans got to experience. The Doctor Who magazine comic strips. The Big Finish audios. The New Adventures and BBC books.
Yet we always hoped against hope that the show would come back one day. Air on TV. New stories week after week, become truly mainstream again, and like a monkey's paw that wish came true.
I'm not going to waste time airing my grievances here. I never particular cared for the 2005 - 2010 years. There was just something about that era that never really gelled for me. That being said, I can't deny that there were moments that I enjoyed, or even loved. Dalek. Blink. Doomsday. Time Crash. Moments where I could be a fan without reservations. Still, it never really clicked.
The Moffat era was a marked improvement for me, though to be honest it still felt compromised by some of the tonal hangovers from the RTD era. It wouldn't be until Peter Capaldi's final season that I felt like Doctor Who was finally starting to resemble what I originally fell in love with, and, ironically, I would enjoy the Chibnall era without reservations at all. I know that isn't a popular opinion, but I genuinely enjoyed that era.
Hence I was sad to see it go in 2022. I was less than pleased to here RTD was being brought back to revitalise the show, but I was willing to give him a fair shake. We'd both changed over the last 20 years. No reason to come at it with any previous baggage.
Well, anyway, turns out the RTD revival era would be turbo-not-to-my-particular-tastes-3000.
Part Two: Throwing out the baggage.
So, what was the point of all that preamble? Well, as Shatner's maxim denotes, only a fool gets so invested in a TV show that it takes over their entire life. My days of fuming over farting aliens and duplicate David Tennants is long over. People love that era, and for good reason. That it didn't work for me is sour grapes at worse.
There's a part of me that wants to go on a week long rant about how bad The Reality War was, how cynical I feel regenerating The Doctor into Billie Piper is, and how deep RTD's head must be in the sand to produce one of the worst hours of TV I have ever seen, but I'm a 37 year old man and I should not be investing this much emotional energy into a cheap TV show about a time travelling space wizard.
All this is to say... why rant when you can channel the energy into something creative? And let me be clear here, much of the below pitch is an idea I've been mulling over for quite a long period. It's not a direct reaction to The Reality War. Nor is it an attempt to resurrect an idealised version of the classic or Chibnall eras. Everything I choose to pitch below is carefully considered. A clean break. A proposal focussed on winning back fans AND appealing to a brand new audience.
With that in mind, we commence.
Part Three: Where are we now?
The decisions made regarding this pitch are done so assuming the following status quo would be present as of its air date:
- The show would have been off the air for several years.
- The Billie Piper casting would have seen some form of resolution, rather than left hanging.
- The BBC would be willing to fund the show with a modest budget. No DisneyPlus involvement.
With the stage set I would need to open with my first distinct proposal; write the show with a more mature perspective in mind. I know the common consensus is that Doctor Who should appeal to children first and foremost, but I don't think giving the show a more grown-up angle would necessarily jeopardize that. I think stories that appeal more to teenagers and young adults would serve the show better than always dumbing things down for six year olds to get in on the ground floor.
I say this as someone who got into the show at age six, but we have to give up on this ideal that the show is going to be a generational constant that kids will get to experience year after year, decade after decade. The entertainment ecosystem just isn't like that any more. Doctor Who has to compete with Roblox and Fortnite, Youtube and TicToc. The opportunity to be that generational constant may already be long gone.
My proposal is that just making a good TV show that finds an audience would be enough.
To whit, I propose a Doctor Who reboot that skews towards an older audience. A Doctor that drinks alcohol. Stories that can delve into darker areas like drug dealing and historical war crimes. Where relationships between companions can be explored on the sexual level. Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about Torchwood here, but just allow the show to get a little more adult than it previously was. To no longer hide stuff behind innuendo.
Meanwhile, I also propose a format that that prioritises longer, multi-part stories. This serves two purposes. It gives writers room to actually explore their stories in greater depth, something the show has been in dire need of late, but also works as a budget conscious creative decision. A nine episode season made up of three stories would be significantly cheaper than eight episodes each needing a fresh location, cast and costumes.
So with the stage and tone set, let's introduce our characters.
Part Four: The Doctor. Mysterious. Intense. Frightening.
Indira Varma is The Doctor. Yes, I know she was in Torchwood and Rogue. No, this will never be acknowledged in-show. Indira is an amazing actress. Dedicated and versatile. Sometimes I forget it is her when I'm watching season one of Rome, such as it is she can blend into the role. I don't think I need to convince anyone of this casting choice. If you know her work then you know she would absolutely nail it.
Personality wise, I want a darker, more intense and less friendly Doctor. Think late-era Sylvester McCoy or Peter Capaldi. This is a Doctor who rarely, if ever, smiles. She's aloof, somewhat above it all. Cold, calculating, but likeable. She's Mr Spock, with a little touch of Gandalf and David Bowie in They Hunger. She'll get mistaken for a vampire on numerous occasions, the way she frequently hangs back in the shadows and calculates her next move.
She's also a physically active Doctor. Like Pertwee, she's not afraid to get her hands dirty and will frequently pull out the Venusian Aikido when her back is against the wall, though as with Mr Spock, she will frequently disable her opponents with as little showmanship as possible, and does not relish the use of violence.
The sonic screwdriver's use and utility will be massively decreased. It can unlock doors, and that's about it. It can't hack into computers, and it can't "read" data about the environment or whatever. The psychic paper is nowhere to be seen. This is a Doctor that has to think their way out of a problem, not bypass it with gadgets or space magic.
Part Five: The Companions. Strong, dysfunctional, distinct.
This reboot will introduce three major companions. Yes, you heard me right. Once again, I want to discard common consensus that we have to be introduced through single, common everyman. Note, the actors I have chose are mainly just for the purposes of giving you a feel for the character. I have no idea if they'd be affordable or even available, but they should give you an image of how the character would be.
Bella Ramsey is Ash. A wanderer, a thief, a vagabond. They've been running their whole life. No home. No parents. Just survival on the streets of 21st Century Britain. They're slow to trust, which makes sense, since Britain isn't exactly a trusting place right now. This is why they are drawn to the Doctor. They're alike in some ways. Travellers without a home. Purpose to be found in turning the next corner.
Dakota Beavers is Tommy. A rez kid who just wants a quiet life. He's a good mechanic, which is more than can be said for his weed dealing cousin who keeps bringing the heat down on them both. Tommy otherwise would be of no concern to The Doctor, if it wasn't for that strange sonic wrench handed down from his grandfather, that seems to contain very Gallifreyan looking technology.
Abigail Lawrie is Princess Ssesler. Heir to the throne of New Mars, Ssesler is an Ice Lady who has no interest in ruling the Martian people, and has run away from home to seek adventure, hunting down the artefacts of Old Mars' glory days. Immature, petulant, yet genuinely fascinated and open minded on cultures from the past, Ssesler's collision course with The Doctor may not go smoothly, but their curious natures are a strong complement.
I know three companions might be seen as stacking the cast, and I get that, but I also think that a broader season, that splits stories over three episodes apiece, will allow the leeway to develop them all and give them room to breathe.
Part Six: The Opening Act.
Season One opens in medias res, where Ash is planning to rob a priceless antique from a high-stakes auction. Also on the scene is The Doctor, who is showing a particular interest in an odd, blue diamond. The two are antagonistic at first, but quickly team up against the villainous Count Jackson, who also wants the diamond. The Doctor reveals that this is a Temporal Lodestone, ancient time manipulation tech that should have been long buried. Count Jackson is actually Jugasar, of the Jagaroth, an ancient race who have had their corporal forms shattered across time. Jugasasr wishes to unite three Temporal Lodestone, which would give him the power to reform on ancient earth and prevent the extinction of his race, at the cost of humanity ever existing. Episode 1 ends with Jugasar successfully getting the first Lodestone and blinking away from Britain and our heroes. The Doctor and Ash run to the Tardis and give chase.
Episode 2 begins with Tommy pulling into the local reservation bar, only to find a new state Police Chief introducing himself to the reservation Sheriff. Chief Jackson lectures Tommy on his authority, admitting that he has no intent to respect the reservation's sovereignty if it gets in his way. Tommy then immediately heads out to his cousin's weed farm to warn him that trouble might be on its way. We discover Tommy has a mysterious, sonic screwdriver-like device, and that his grandfather knew about things on a "Cosmic," level. Jackson ambushes Tommy on his way back to town, only for the Tardis to materialise around Tommy's car. The Doctor, now with Ash in tow, reveals that the next Loadstone is somewhere on the reservation, and together they discover that somehow it is buried in Tommy's grandfather's grave. The story ends with both hero and villain having one Lodestone each.
Episode 3 begins in the ancient ruins of Mars. Princess Ssesler is doing a bit of tomb raiding, while an Ice Warrior security squad, lead by Lord Jassskon, approaches the planet to bring the princess home. The Doctor, Tommy and Ash arrive, cross paths with Ssesler and battle the Ice Warrior security squad. We go through some Indiana Jones style tombs and traps, before having a big showdown at an ancient Martian temple where the final lodestone remains. Jugasar succeeds in finding the Loadstone, overpowers the Tardis team for the second time and activates the three, only for his form to disintegrate into the time vortex.. The final Lodestone was a fake, only figured out by Ssesler, who knew that the ancient Martians would never display such a valuable artefact so prominently, and clocked it as a fake.
With the threat neutralised The Doctor departs, with all three of her new companions choosing to accompany her onto adventures in the Tardis, and they depart for worlds unknown.
Part Seven: Pushing the Boat Out.
From here on out I'd want the series to just focus on strong, straight science fiction concepts. A squad of soldiers on an ice planet locked in a stalemate with clone duplicates who have no way of knowing which are the clones and which are the originals. A story set during the English Civil War where a local preacher imbued with the power of an alien artefact is inadvertently using it to rile up the tempers of the Roundheads. A lone Dalek stalks a deep space salvage ship in an Alien-type horror story.
Have a story that explores the Galactic Federation. Have the Tardis team come across a conspiracy to sabotage two warring civilisations that the Federation is attempting to mediate with (Sontarons/Rutans? Dravens/Bannermen? Dominators/Krotons? Two completely new alien races?) and it is a race against time before the two sides detonate a sun in an attempt to cripple the other's fleet.
If UNIT is to reappear, really just try to take them back to square one. They're a small international force of specialists that is being directed from the European Mainland. Dealing with red tape and dismissive authorities is just as much of a problem as alien infiltrators. If Kate is still around, have her butt heads with an antagonistic (though ultimately well intentioned) bean counter officer from Geneva that keeps hamstringing their operations with budget cuts.
Big idea for the finale. The Doctor crosses paths with another renegade time lord, Praxis, that serves as a Magneto to their Professor X. An extremist who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty to do what they feel is right. Have a story on a planet where in 100 years time the robotic subclass will gain sentience and fight for liberation, but Praxis reveals that their sentience manifested much earlier, and wants to liberate the bots now, even if it will result in a more violent uprising. Will The Doctor condemn a persecuted underclass to 100 years of oppression, or could they justify the deaths of thousands of humans in the crossfire if it means their liberation? Really explore the murky reality of such a choice and have Praxis call The Doctor out over their frequent both-sidesisms. A more anti-heroic adversary than a villain like The Master, and an ending where the Doctor has to choose between the lesser of two evils, without giving the audience a clear answer on what that is.
Some other ideas for companions jumping in later on. A revisit of the Leela concept with a big Red-Sonja type barbarian woman from an aquatic world who has gills. Introductory story involves overthrowing the corporation that is exploiting the planet. Have her butt heads with The Doctor on cultural issues. Maybe introduce a 1930's hard boiled detective to hang around in the Tardis for a while and be friends-with-benefits with the barbarian woman. Lend a time-shifted and alien perspective to stories like we used to get with some of the companions in classic who.
Part Eight: The Bit Where I Just Get Self Indulgent
I envision this all as a three season run, and the power will probably go to my head before Season 3. Before said season launches, we do three specials starring Paul McGann as the Eighth Doctor. I have no pragmatic reason to do this, and in fact it'd probably be a bad idea to do it in the middle of a era that is trying to be a fresh start, but I really want to see Paul McGann on screen again and if I was showrunner I'd do everything in my power to squeeze that in.
In my defence the three specials would be entirely optional for new audiences, but tie in to the overall third season for those watching. The Three Stories would be adaptions of The Chimes of Midnight, Children of the Revolution and Alien Bodies, with McGann back and India Fisher playing Charley. It will be made clear that The Doctor suspects that has already experienced these stories before, which is why they are both older than they should be, and realising during the climax of Alien Bodies that Charley shouldn't be there. This would be revealed to be due to the machinations of Faction Paradox, the Expanded Universe time travelling cult that draws power from paradoxes. This would lead in to featuring them as the arc villains of season 3.
Obviously we'd take care to introduce them properly and don't leave people feeling like they need to go back and read wilderness years novels to get the jist of them. In the final story the Tardis team come across an auction in some grand futuristic space station, mirroring the antiques auction in the first episode. The Doctor discovers that the auction is being held by Faction Paradox, who are selling artefacts from The Doctor's future. The team then has to find a way to put a stop to the auctions, as these items all need to find their proper place in the Doctor's timeline, but the strain of coming into contact with so many artefacts out of sync with her timeline puts enough stress on her to force a regeneration, leaving the new incumbent Doctor, to finally finish the fight.
Alternatively, my other "glup shitto" idea would be to do a final season dubbed "Doctor Who Must Die!" Where the Doctor gets a bounty put on their head and has to spend an entire season outsmarting intergalactic hitmen. Bring back Vinder, now back under the machinations of the Grand Serpent. Bring in Shayde from the DWM comic strips, now reprogrammed to seek vengeance on behalf of the Time Lords. Resurrect Rogue, older and vengeful after his time in the hell dimension. Make it known to the audience the story will end with the Doctor's regeneration and leave them guessing and debating who, exactly, will be the one to pull the trigger.
Part Nine: Kill your darlings.
“A lot of times when you’re working on IP storytelling your impulse is to open the toybox and start playing with all the toys. You should try to resist that. What you should do is leave more toys in the toybox than were there before you got there” - Tony Gilroy, 2025.
So, upon reading the last part back I realised that all that stuff would be an inherently bad idea. Much as I would like to see McGann back in the role, or live action versions of characters from the comics to show up, this is absolutely not the time for all that. This is meant to be a relaunch. A fresh start. In a world where you're inheriting a Doctor Who era that is flying high, you can get away with talking spin-offs and deep lore cuts, but for an era that is coming after a presumed hiatus, you just have to let all that go. Those who fail to learn the lessons of RTD2 are doomed to repeat it.
Kill your darlings. Forget Faction Paradox and The Grand Serpent. Keep the series on the straight and narrow. Just keep up with good, strong, self-contained science fiction stories. Use UNIT sparingly. Use your time to flesh out more of the newly introduced aspects and characters, like Praxis. Heck, I was maybe even a bit too indulgent for the opening episodes, with the inclusion of the Jagaroth and the Ice Warriors. Maybe Lord Jackson ought to be from a brand new alien race. Maybe Princess Ssesler ought to be too.
Part Ten: In Conclusion.
This was mostly just spitballing ideas amongst all the recent talk of the show going on hiatus. It's not perfect. Either way, I hope it's clear that my attempt with this was to show the numerous ways the show could go without going back to the well of the same old shit. We don't need to have the companion be a bubbly young woman from modern day earth every single time. We don't need the series to be bogged down with myth arcs. We don't need to squeeze a monster of the week story into a 45 minute episode every week. Expand your mind. Think outside of the box.
I also hope it goes to show how it isn't so easy to avoid giving in to your baser impulses. There's a "glup shitto," cavalcade in all of us, waiting to break out at a moment's notice. Always keep that in check.
Maybe this little ramble has given some food for thought, and I encourage each and every one of you to have a hard think about how YOU would do a reboot if you ever had the chance. You never know, someone out there completely new may one day be in the big chair. Doctor Who can't stay in the hands of the same creative team forever.
Or at least, I hope it won't.