“Well that's... new.” I
said, lost for words.
The Wonderful World of
Wonka, had changed a lot since I was last in Eastbrook. Once upon
a time it had been a small room full of second hand memorabilia, a
replica of Roald Dahl's writing desk and a small theatre next door
that played the film on loop.
What stood here now was a
world apart. The entrance was a scaled down replica of the factory
entrance from the film, made, apparently, out of fibreglass. On the
way in, visitors would sit in a boat on a small track and go down a
kaleidoscopic tunnel.
We'd had a little more than
we were expecting to last night, and were both feeling a little hung
over, half cut, and light-headed. I was struggling to believe what I
was looking at.
“I'm struggling to
believe what I'm looking at,” I said.
“How big did you say this
place was supposed to be?” Trisha said, equally in awe.
“Just a couple of rooms.”
“This looks like more
than a couple of rooms.”
In wonder we shuffled
forwards, past a sign that said, “Pay on way out.” A bit of an
odd business practice, but I didn't think much of it. We stepped into
the little boat/carriage and began our journey.
What we would go on to
experience was like a wonderland, especially for a small northern
town like Eastbrook. Part of the exhibit was a recreation of the
factory, with conveyor belts and anamatronic workers. The other part
was a pretty extensive exhibition on the history and inspiration of
the book, as well as prototype works in progress from both the book
and the film.
We were still dizzy as we
traversed a small gallery themed around the book's various covers.
Despite our giddiness, I turned the conversation towards something
that was bothering me.
“So what was the deal
between you and Brian last night?” I suddenly paused nervously. “I
mean, if you don't mind me asking. It's just he seemed pretty wound
up about it.”
Trisha sighed wearily. “I
forgot to thank you for cutting in when you did. It could have got
ugly.”
“So... what was he going
on about? Vision quest?”
Trisha rubbed the bridge of
her nose and sighed again. “What happened was that a group of us
had met up in Salisbury. One of the group was a girl that Brian
was...” she paused a moment, unsure how to continue. “He wasn't
quite into her, I guess, is the best way of putting it. They were
getting along well and she was interested in him. But from what I
gather he felt he wanted more time to get to know her before taking
the relationship further.”
“Right, okay?” I said,
feeling rather foolish. I hadn't expected this story to get so
personal, but at the same time, I felt a little privileged that me
and Trisha had bonded so quickly that she felt comfortable telling me
this.
“What happened was
somebody spiked Brian's drink, and he and this girl ended up sleeping
together. Nobody knows who did it, but it sort of soured their
relationship before it even got started. I think Brian's never really
got over it and made up this spirit journey story as some kind of
coping mechanism.”
“Wow,” I said,
genuinely sympathetic towards Brian. I'd known a fair share of
awkward relationships myself. “So he went to America?”
She nodded, there was a
sadness in her eyes now, like a measure of guilt. “He goes there
every year, hangs out on a reservation and smokes peyote. It's sad
really.”
I didn't know what to say.
“I shouldn't joke about
it, but I just can't help myself. I suppose that might be my own
comping mechanism of sorts.”
I put a hand carefully on
her shoulder. “Thanks for telling me that. I really appreciate you
opening up to me.”
Her smile had returned as
though it had never left. “No problems. I'm not the kind of girl to
keep secrets.” She started to walk further down the room, shorty
getting to a sharp turn. “Oh, it's the gift shop. Looks like we've
got to the end.”
“Didn't they say
something about paying here?”
“I think so.”
We walked up to the till,
which was designed to look like an old movie theatre box office. From
behind the curtain emerged a robust looking woman in a blue blouse.
She reminded me of a school dinner lady.
“Did you all enjoy the
exhibits?” she asked cheerfully. I detected a slight Scottish
accent.
“Yeah it was fantastic,”
I answered.
“Really amazing,”
Trisha agreed.
“When did they overhaul
the place like this?” I asked. “I used to come here as a kid and
back then it was tiny.”
“Ohh it's got to be just
over a year now,” the woman said, accepting the notes we handed
under the glass window. “It's grown very popular, not like the old
days at all.” Handing us our change, she leaned forward. A cryptic
and cheeky smile on her face. “And it's set to get even bigger.”
I leaned closer to the
glass to accept the change. “Even bigger?”
“Don't spread this
around,” she said, and slid two plain blue tickets along the
counter. “There's a Great Glass Elevator exhibit opening
soon.”
“No!” both me and
Trisha said in delighted disbelief.
“They're doing a secret
showing tonight. Invite only. Get here for around seven and you'll be
in for a treat.”
Me and Trisha turned to
each other.
“Well we have to don't
we?” she said.
We were sitting in a
scruffy, run down coffee shop not far from the train station. I would
have liked to have taken Trisha to a nicer place, but my budget was
getting close to minus figures at this point.
“What time is it?”
asked Trisha.
I checked my phone. “Half
three.”
“Aggh! I'm too excited.”
“Calm down,” I said,
laughing. “It might turn out to be rubbish, you never know.”
She sighed, and slumped
into her chair. I picked up the rather chipped teacup and took a sip
of weak Earl Gray.
“Gimme your number,”
she said, holding out her hand.
I spat a little of my tea
back out in shock. “I'm sorry?”
“Well we can't not stay
in touch after this weekend can we?”
My heart skipped a beat. “I
guess not.” I ripped a piece from a nearby napkin and pulled out a
promotional pen that I had acquired at some point during the con.
Quickly, but carefully, I wrote my number onto the raggedy bit of
paper and handed it over to her.
Trisha looked at it and
smiled, before shoving it in her back pocket.
“We definitely should do
something some time...” I said, nervously. “Maybe meet up for
drinks or something?”
We smiled, silently, at
each other for a few moments. Those moments felt like they lasted
forever, and at the same time, lasted no time at all.
“Why wait?” Trisha
said, nodding to the door. “Let's go, I'll get in the first round.”
Going from hungover to
mildly drunk is easier than breathing. After killing a few hours in
the pub, and resoundingly killing my wallet, we wandered, confident
and giddy, back towards the Wonka Museum.
The entrance to the
museum was all shut down, and there was little sign of life.
Carefully we made our way down a back alley. It was darker than I
expected for this time of year, and the faint security lights guiding
our way reminded me more of Christmas time.
An unassuming fire escape
door sat open. This had to be it, since there was no indication
anyone else was still around. We entered through the back, and found
the lady from gift shop desk happily waiting for us.
“You made it!” she
said, beaming with glee. “I recognise you from earlier, but I'll
have to see those tickets all the same.”
We handed her those plain
clear tickets, and she tore them in two, giving half back to us and
stuffing the other in a small satchel that hung over her shoulder.
“You're the first to
arrive,” she said. “It'll be a sneak peak at the exhibit first,
then a few complimentary drinks with members of staff to let us know
how you found it.
We nodded. “Sounds good.”
Trisha said.
“Just follow this corner
down till you get to the elevator entrance.” She held up her hand
and pointed to a pair of very medicinal looking double doors. “You
can't miss it.”
We followed her
instructions. After getting through the doors, we could see across
the way was a large looking staff elevator. The front had been decked
out much like the rest of the museum. It was blue and tinted, just
like the one from the book, but to more modern audiences, it probably
looked more like The Tardis.
We pressed the button and
the doors opened. Inside, the walls of the elevator were covered in
flat screen TV's, projecting a rendition of what was supposed to be
the factory's launch area. It was all very immersive.
We both leaned back against
a cushioned part of the wall that was likely designed for that
purpose. For a few moments we didn't say anything, just smiled in an
early drunken haze.
It was Trisha who spoke
first. “It looks great. I'm glad we decided to do this.”
“I'm glad I could do this
with you.” I just sort of blurted out.
Trisha blushed.
Part of my brain tried to
get me to back-peddle, but here and now, and with a little Dutch
courage, I felt like I could do anything.
“Trisha...” I paused,
looking her in the eyes. “I need to tell you something.”
Suddenly the doors creaked
open and a bustle of new visitors streamed into the lift. I cursed my
luck, as the mostly middle aged group warbled and babbled amongst
each other.
To my surprise, however, as
the elevator filled, Trisha squeezed up against me. As we backed into
a corner, she lay her back onto my chest, her backside between my
legs.
Nobody in the lift seemed
to notice, or if they did they pretended not to.
My breathes shortened, and
I could feel heat radiating from her blushing face. Nervously, but
with care, I let her body lean into mine.
She turned and looked
softly at me. “You wanted to tell me something?”
Her lips were inches away
from mine now. I was blushing too. Any concern of what the others in
the lift might think evaporated once I felt her breath on my skin.
I leaned in.
****
My mobile phone was
vibrating. The harsh buzz sounded methodically between rhythmic
thumps that sounded familiar.
I rubbed my eyes, and took
in my surroundings.
I was slumped,
uncomfortably across two train seats. My neck ached, having been
lurched over a metal hand rail. I rose, and rubbed it with my hand.
I looked around. The
carriage was half full, and the conductor looked over at me
suspiciously.
Out of the windows was
nothing but blackness. At first I thought it was night, but looking
at my watch I realised that it was still morning. I must have been in
a tunnel.
The phone was still
vibrating.
I pulled it out of my coat
pocket, and answered.
“Jack?” the voice
asked.
“I'm sorry?” I mumbled,
still half asleep.
I heard the voice talking
with someone on the other end of the line. “Keith, sorry. Is that
Keith.”
“Yeah,” I answered,
confused. I didn't recognise the voice. It was sharp, and sort of
rose in pitch as the end of each word. The accent wasn't quite
southern, but it wasn't quite northern either.
“It's Luke. Are you
okay?” He said.
“Luke?” I asked. I
didn't know a Luke. It took me a few moments to realise who it was.
“Luke Bains,” he
replied. “Trisha asked me to see if you were okay.”
Suddenly the memories all
came flooding back. I felt a flutter in the pit of my stomach.
I struggled to pull myself
up vertical. My head felt as though it was chained to the floor.
“What happened?” was the only question I could muster.
“Someone must have spiked
your drink. Trisha said you'd passed out last night. I was coming to
pick her up to take her back to Aughton, but she didn't want to leave
you on your own.”
I rubbed my eyes again. I
couldn't remember any of this.
“Eventually we got you to
your feet. I wanted to take you to a hospital, but Trisha said your
train was a set booking, and didn't have any more money left on you
for another ticket. We got you to the train on time, and asked the
conductor to keep an eye on you.”
I didn't say anything. This
whole thing felt off. I searched my memory for the last thing I could
remember. I was in the great glass elevator, we were close. My lips
were moving to hers.
Nothing, everything else
was a black void.
I wondered why it was Luke
telling me all this. “Is Trisha there?” I asked.
“Yeah, she's sitting
right here.”
“Can you put her on?” I
asked, somewhat aggressively. “I'd like to speak to her.”
“Sure,” he replied
nervously. “Sure.”
There was a pause, then I
heard the line pick back up again.
“Hello,” came Trisha's
recognisable voice.
“Hi,” I said, calmly.
“Hi,” she repeated back
to me.
“What happened?” I
asked.
“What Luke told you,”
she said, softly. “We were out for a few drinks, you got spiked and
passed out.”
There was something unusual
about the way she was talking. It was nervous, soft, subdued. It was
as though there was something she wanted to say, but couldn't.
“Okay,” I said,
resigned. “Well I had a great weekend. Thanks for looking after
me.”
“Sure,” she said,
simply. “I enjoyed it too.”
I paused, expecting her to
say something else. Anything. Nothing came.
“Okay, well, bye I
guess.”
“Bye.”
Suddenly Luke came back on
the phone. “Well mate, I'm glad you had a good weekend anyway. I
hope this didn't ruin it for you.”
I didn't know what to say.
“Thanks.”
“I'm sorry I couldn't
make it. Trisha said she had a really great time with you and you
seem like a really fun guy. We really should organise another meet up
some time. I'd really like a get together.”
“Yeah, sounds good,” I
said, on autopilot.
“Well, we've got your
number. So we'll let you know and stay in touch.”
My fist tightened at 'we'.
“Stay safe pal, see you
soon.”
“Thanks, see ya'.”
The call ended. For a final
time, I scanned my memory to try and recall anything from last night,
but it was no use. I felt like I was had just been told a joke with
no punchline.
I sighed, slumping back
into the seat. A sharp pain hit me in the side, and I rolled over to
see what it was. Slightly crumpled, I pulled out the comic that
Trisha had given me the first day of the con.
I looked at the drawing of
the character on the front. The likeness was still uncanny, but where
previously I felt a fondness, now was a bitterness instead.
I threw the comic in the
bin opposite my seat. I closed my eyes and went back to sleep.
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